For the next 5 hours you officially have the opportunity to own a sweet quilt made out of purple velvet Crown Royal Whisky bags. The eBay item has no bids, but is available for “Buy it Now” at $350. Check out the listing here.
I’m still waiting for my quilt made using 100% unicorn hide, but until then, this would do very nicely.
An Englishman went old school and set up his own illegal distillery, Dukes of Hazzard style, producing whisky and vodka. This was no small venture though, it is purported that he made over 18 million dollars by trucking it out and selling it. Attempting to evade the police he hid the money in 11 bank accounts and numerous bonds. His fore thought about hiding the money apparently didn’t translate into daily transportation; his eventual downfall was brought by the fact that he was driving around in a Lamborghini. He is now rotting in jail for nine years.
Best I can gather is that this ad is “concept art” trying to capture the feeling of what it is like to be an alcoholic. You see, Sean Connery is strolling out to his patio to hang out with his Doberman and do some sketching. He officially sketches for six seconds, looks to the Doberman for advice, and decides to forget the sketching and go straight to the booze. Heavenly music sets in, and after giving the bottle a fond look, he pours himself a glass. He swirls the ice around, and takes a slow sip. “Damn, I love alcohol, this is way more fun than sketching”, he thinks to himself with a raised eyebrow. The next shot shows his sketching papers blowing away and his pencils rolling off the table, as they have been replaced with Suntory Whisky. Continue Reading »
This New York looking guy rolls into this bar after sneaking around some sort of parking lot walking in circles in the dark. Upon entering the bar, the bar itself appears out of nowhere, then this guy drinks somewhere between 8 and 9 nine shots of whisky in like 9 seconds, and every time he does a shot, his skin changes color and he gets really excited and happy, then he leaves, adding a hop to about every third step.
This is an advertisement for Suntory Whisky that quite honestly freaks me out. There are all these porcelain dolls rocking out to new wave Duran Duran, all leading to up to this crazy bartender doll selling you Suntory Whisky. This video is CRAZY.
