It’s official. Australians know how to party. American spectators have been known to rush the field nude like maniacs after 3 or 4 beers, and the Australians are pounding “slabs” of beer?
Adult fans at one of Australia’s most popular sports races, the Bathurst 1000, will be limited to one ‘slab’ of beer a day – or 24 275 ml cans – as police focus on reducing alcohol-related crime…Wine lovers must make do with no more that four liters of cask wine per day and combinations of the options would not be allowed, the police statement said.
Being that absinthe isn’t mentioned, I’m assuming there is no limit. Par-ty. I’m talking Powderfinger, Kangaroos, and bacon-wrapped Vegi-mite! HEYO
This morning a truck full of Miller Beer pulled an epic fail on the Tri-State Tollway outside of Chicago. This would be a tragedy if someone got hurt, but no one did, so it’s just plain f*cking hilarious. Not much else to say here, I assumed Shia Labeouf was driving, but he wasn’t, so we’re left with: truck full of beer is driving. Truck full of beer drives through the guardrail. Truck full of beer does barrel-rolls ala Talladega Nights and now beer is all over the place. Booya. Continue Reading »
In what probably sounded like a great idea at the time, an Ohio man has been arrested on DUI charges after he wiped out on his homemade, bar-stool vehicle. According to The Smoking Gun:
According to cops, Kile Wygle, 28, crashed his bar stool near his Newark home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries. When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, “I wrecked my bar stool”… Wygle’s homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out late in the afternoon on March 4…”
You can either handle your liquor or you can’t. Steve here clearly cannot. Steve’s story begins when he is pulled over while driving his riding lawnmower to the store to pick up beer for his lady. He politely pulls his Craftsman over to the side of the road, and powers down the precision machine, a clear gesture of peace as this beast will not take kindly to starting up again. When asked what he is doing riding his lawnmower on the highway wasted, it is clear he is motivated by fear. “My wife said if I don’t get her another beer, she’s gonna stab me in the face.” You got a keeper there Steve. Continue Reading »
