Math doesn’t lie people, and the equation on this poster says it all: time travel IS possible, you apparently just need to make a cocktail with an energy drink, Crystal Pepsi in a label-less prototype glass bottle, and squirrel juice, then drink the magical elixir in a hot tub to travel back in time to the ’80s when Parker was king and Crystal Pepsi hadn’t happened yet. Wow, think about that one for a second, Crystal Pepsi being on the horizon? It must’ve been awesome when culture still had something to look forward to.
In other news, Mutineer has made it a 2010 goal to be the #1 Google search result for “squirrel”, “squirrel juice”, or “squirrel juice cocktail sends people back to the ’80s”. Stay tuned…
On March 6 the Hallmark Channel will premier “Uncorked”, an original movie that takes everything you love about Hallmark Channel original movies and combines it with wine. Wait, Hallmark has it’s own channel? Continue Reading »
Nick Swardson stars in this short post-apocalyptic film about the world descending into a drunken madness. The film was directed by Nicholaus Goossen of “Grandma’s Boy” fame.
Fun fact: If you mute the film’s audio and start Darude’s “Sandstorm” when the 28 Drinks Later intro countdown hits “5″, the two sync up perfectly, creating an alternate film experience that chronicles the life and times of Mutineer Director of Ops / Energyologist Jeff Dorenbush.
If I was any more pumped up about the upcoming film “Blood Into Wine“, I’d rent a massive RV, pile in the entire Mutineer staff, and Cannonball Run down to Arizona to do an interview and cover shoot with the man himself…Oh wait, WE DID, and that spectacularly spectacular issue will hit newsstands on January 5. You can also subscribe by January 15 and get this epic issue sent right to your door. “Blood Into Wine” chronicles the wine adventures of rocker Maynard James Keenan and winemaking partner Eric Glomski in the Arizona desert. Very cool, very cool indeed.
So clearly the higher-ups at Coca-Cola read my skeptical blog about their social media-fueled search for happiness yesterday and immediately realized they screwed up. Enter Avatar-themed Coke Zero to patch things up. BRILLIANT. Or is it? Continue Reading »
Fantastic Mr. Fox opens some “Duc Renard Noir” for some furry guests.
Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox is looking to be one hell of a fine beverage spectacular. Two stills from the movie are chock full of fine beverage awesomeness, with some bubbles being opened in the above pic, and below, Mr. Fox has a dance party with other woodland creatures in a warehouse containing “Bean’s Alcoholic Cider”. This is gonna be great! Did you see Anderson’s other fine beverage epic, Bottle Rocket?
Mutineer Magazine is proud to be sponsoring Wine 2.0 Expo New York for the second year in a row. The event will take place at Webster Hall in New York on November 18th. Tickets available here with the discount code "mutineer" getting you 10% off your ticket!
November 5, 2009
Check out Mutineer Editor Alan Kropf's interview with Carly Milne on Digital City as he dishes on a subject he rarely touches: The best wineries in America. Beware, may include such descriptors as "scary good", "soul rattling" and "phenomenal".
Math doesn’t lie people, and the equation on this poster says it all: time travel IS possible, you apparently just need to make a cocktail with an energy drink, Crystal Pepsi in a label-less prototype glass bottle, and squirrel juice, then drink the magical elixir in a hot tub to travel back in time to the ’80s when Parker was king and Crystal Pepsi hadn’t happened yet. Wow, think about that one for a second, Crystal Pepsi being on the horizon? It must’ve been awesome when culture still had something to look forward to.
