The last time we wrote about an alcohol novelty gun, things got crazy in a Chewbacca meets Chuck Norris kind of way. This new, self-described “Sub Machine Gun Beer Bong” isn’t actually a beer bong best I can tell, but it is still a glass shaped like a “1927-A1 sub-machine gun”, and that is good enough for me. The gun-glass holds 650 ml of beer (or absinthe), and is sure to make it look like you’re trying WAY too hard at the next party you attend.

This Wine Cooler by the fine people at Kalorik appears to be incredible, and to own one would truly bring my vagabond RV kitchen into the 21st century. I’d probably make the mistake of bringing this into Mutineer HQ, and Jeff would probably jam the unit while trying to chill his Red Bull to the perfect temperature. Temperature makes all the difference when drinking wine, and the wireless temperature probes measure the temperature of the liquid inside the bottle rather than the bottle itself.

Kalorik also makes a nifty 18 bottle wine cooler.

Now you’re probably thinking, “I don’t remember there being an ‘I Must Have This #1’, and that is because it never existed…UNTIL NOW. In a move I’m sure all will agree with, I’ve made the incredible alcohol firing gun the first installment of this series.

Today’s item (and actually available for purchase in the real world) is the “Hopside Down” glass. This glass has been making waves on blogs, and it is pretty cool, I’m just not sure why. I mean, if you want a bottle of beer, why are you pouring it out of the bottle in the first place? This paradox is supported by Hopside Down’s motto “viva la longneck”. I don’t care, I’m into this and I must have this.

Did you see the Mutineer post about the gun that shoots alcohol? The actual gun looks like a cross between a Star Trek phaser and a suppository injector, so Mutineer graphics whiz Jeff created the Mutineer Magazine Special Edition Alcohol Shotgun of the gun. It is this prototype that has now juxtaposed into photographs of the following American patriots: Chewbacca, Jack Bauer, and Chuck Norris. Here is how I imagine these folk heroes would use the Mutineer alcohol gun: Continue Reading »

Mutineer Magazine Special Edition Alcohol Shotgun

Alcohol has long been a necessity as bullets in a gunfight, but this variation that replaces bullets with bourbon changes the game completely. From improvising scenes from New Jack City and Sukiyaki Western Django to ascending to the rank of “sheriff” at your next raging social gathering. Continue Reading »