Yup, this Halloween weekend at Mutineer HQ will be a Blood-fueled fine beverage extravaganza. The fine people that brought you Mana Energy Potions have kicked things up a notch with Blood Energy Potion.
Packaged for practicality in an IV bag containing microwave directions to warm to 98.6 *F, selling points include:
“Similar nutrients to real blood, Fangtastic fruit punch flavor, up to 4 hours of pure energy, delicious for vampires or humans, succulent source of electrolytes, delectable source of iron, protein & energy, garlic free”
Add a little vodka and get your vampire on! Just don’t drink and drive, or zombies will eat your brains. Seriously, they will. I promise.
These guys are on it! Brewing beer in a pumpkin is not only festive but practical. There are a TON of pictures at Beer School about this, check them out and start making your plans for pumpkin brew for Halloween 2009.
I told myself I would never use a beer bong again, but after seeing this skull beer bong my mind has been changed. Don’t have a costume for the party? Throw this over your shoulder and show up to a party with blood-colored beer. You will be guaranteed to either be the hit of the party or just piss everyone off that ends up with stains on their clothes because of your concoction. Either way you will be remembered.
For you ladies out there that have been turned off to women’s Halloween costumes because they have been reduced to skimpy outfits with a “theme”, then this costume is NOT for you.
This costume will allow you transform yourself into the classic Bavarian beer garden girl, a character that was a childhood favorite of mine. This costume is pretty awesome on every level, and sure to be a hit at your Hollywood party destination.
Check it out. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale know what’s up. Gwen recently dressed up like fried egg and Gavin dressed up as bacon. Awe, how romantic. I’m assuming that this is all related to Halloween, or else Stefani’s L.A.M.B. clothing line has gotten really psychedelic all of a sudden. Keep checking MutineerMagazine.com for awesome Halloween costume ideas.
I can envision the conversation had between costume company CEOs after last Halloween. “We have all of these skimpy costumes left over…what are we going to do with them?” Easy answer: Put “Vixen Vineyard’s” on the front and voila, I dub thee “Vixen Vineyard’s”. Continue Reading »
This costume is not only cool, but practical. It doesn’t come pre-filled, so I suggest filling with absinthe instead. Not only will your night get crazy, but the green absinthe will give it a Halloween touch. Continue Reading »
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