Earlier today, BAZI International Inc., provider of nutritional foods and beverages designed to help enhance physical health and overall performance, announced the official launch of its primary product, BAZI (pronounced Bah-Zee) — an alternative energy shot containing eight super fruits (jujube, acai, mangosteen, goji, pomegranate, blueberry, raspberry and seabuckthor) and a variety of phytonutrients, antioxidants, vitamins and trace minerals.
“Unlike other energy shots that overload the body with excessive caffeine, sugar, B vitamins, taurine, and other artificial stimulants, BAZI combines nature’s finest ingredients for increased energy and better performance.” — Kevin C. Sherman, BAZI President and CEO. “With BAZI, there’s no crash, no warning label, and no adverse effects to your health. Pure and simple, BAZI is energy and nutrition.” Continue Reading »
Yup, this Halloween weekend at Mutineer HQ will be a Blood-fueled fine beverage extravaganza. The fine people that brought you Mana Energy Potions have kicked things up a notch with Blood Energy Potion.
Packaged for practicality in an IV bag containing microwave directions to warm to 98.6 *F, selling points include:
“Similar nutrients to real blood, Fangtastic fruit punch flavor, up to 4 hours of pure energy, delicious for vampires or humans, succulent source of electrolytes, delectable source of iron, protein & energy, garlic free”
Add a little vodka and get your vampire on! Just don’t drink and drive, or zombies will eat your brains. Seriously, they will. I promise.
As found in the Urban Dictionary, Energyology officially means “A term coined by energy drink expert Jeff Dorenbush, who invented the discipline of energyology, or the study of energy drinks.”
To use in a sentence, “My name is Jeff Dorenbush, and I’m a black belt in energyology.”
The definition was officially added to the Urban Dictionary on September 4, 2008, and has become a go-to term in the world of the Mutineer. Issue Four featured the first Energyology feature about the ingredients and nutritional differences between different popular energy drinks. Stay tuned for more great Energyology content to come…
I’ve drawn a line in the sand, I’ll drink this entire press kit to prove my point…
In case you didn’t know, Mutineer Magazine has an Energyologist, Jeff Dorenbush, and as such he is constantly receiving press samples of crazy energy drink products. While Jeff loves all things energy related, Red Bull is his rosebud. He loves Red Bull with a vengeance, so when Red Bull sent us a futuristic press sample of their new Red Bull energy shots, it was terrible news for him that I had intercepted the package and disappeared into the Pacific Northwest backcountry in the Mutineer RV. I have wireless Internet, a full generator, and enough red bull to keep things running for weeks…the standoff has begun. Continue Reading »
We are excited to announce that Mutineer Magazine Issue #4 will be on sale next week. Here is a peek at some of the articles you can look forward to:
Sierra Nevada: Brewing For The Future
Beer editor JJ Bagley looks at how Sierra Nevada makes not only great beer, but great choices for the environment.
Jones Soda: Welcome To Flavor Country
Alan Kropf travels to the streets of Seattle to a bright blue building located on the corner of 9th and Thomas. Within this buildings he not only finds a plethora of soda and energy drinks, but also the passionate people behind the creations of these drinks.
SkyCity At The Space Needle
Alan Kropf takes a trip up a 600ft high elevator ride to find himself in, SkyCity at the Space Needle. While sitting in a rotating room Alan receives an inside look into how much effort and knowledge is behind the SkyCity food and beverage program.
Energyology: What’s In This Stuff???
After filling his belly with 1000mg of Taurine, Jeff Dorenbush sits down and dives into the world of fine energy-drink to gain a better grasp of the supplements contained within.
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By now I am sure that most of the United States population has at least tried a Red Bull, whether you needed to snap out of your zombie-like state because you were up watching Soprano’s DVD’s all night or because you were just trying a new cocktail at the bar – Red Bull and vodka. Maybe you were browsing around a convenience store in California, 1997, and stumbled across this sleek and intriguing can. Continue Reading »
As Director of Operations here at Mutineer Magazine, you don’t see my name on blogs too often. But if it’s one thing I know, it is energy drinks, and today I most definitely have something to say. I was taking my daily trip to the convenient store to purchase a much needed energy increasing beverage only to find myself in front of the glass refrigerator door staring at an intriguing can. Its name pronounced Juice, but spelled even cooler, “Joose”.
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