Where to start? Really I have no idea.
However, my favorite part of the video is at 1:05, where baby future-Mutineer checks out the nose on his awesome glass of hopefully Welch’s Grape Juice, gives it a nice swirl and clearly he’s not pleased as he dumps it out on the table in disgust.
Obviously I must point out that Mutineer Magazine does not condone or endorse underage drinking or the serving of alcohol to babies .. but this video is hilarious.
Nick Swardson stars in this short post-apocalyptic film about the world descending into a drunken madness. The film was directed by Nicholaus Goossen of “Grandma’s Boy” fame.
Fun fact: If you mute the film’s audio and start Darude’s “Sandstorm” when the 28 Drinks Later intro countdown hits “5″, the two sync up perfectly, creating an alternate film experience that chronicles the life and times of Mutineer Director of Ops / Energyologist Jeff Dorenbush.
Seriously. Try it. It works!
If you have been reading the Mutineer Blog for awhile, you know how much I hate drunk driving. It’s the most idiotic, selfish, dangerous, preventable thing a person can do. That said, when I saw in the news that a man had plead guilty to DWI after crashing his motorized lazy boy chair into a parked car, I had to let out a little chuckle.
According to Yahoo! News:
Prosecutors say Anderson’s blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.
Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.
A motorized lazy boy with a stereo and cup holders? It’s clear that this guy’s motivation was simply to impress the ladies. And the moral of the story is that had he just called a cab, he probably would’ve been successful.
These people are onto something! Did you see that killer video with beer bottle dominoes that we posted yesterday? Well, I dug deeper to try and figure out what “matematikrevy” means, and it somehow led me to this video about things a drunk person cannot say, which features the beer domino video combined with some creepy editing and other video stuff, though I find it hard to argue with the list…
This is a pretty classic routine by Breuer. Breuer’s take on drunkenness is pretty psychedelic, with different alcohols becoming epic characters heading to a party in your stomach… you know it’s all true. Mutineer photographer Jordan Luckman can relate to tequila crashing the party… he’s still recovering from a tequila binge of his own at the infamous Cantina in Lake Chelan, and I’m guessing he’s not alone…
Photo not of actual riot.
The AP reports, “Cars were torched, firefighters attacked and police bombarded in mayhem spawned by dusk-to-dawn drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, Irish authorities said Wednesday. Authorities were still assessing the damage from inebriated revelers who turned some districts of Dublin and Belfast into nightmares.” Continue Reading »
1. Ben Sanderson
Excellent portrayal of a drunken desperate man taking things to the ultimate end, I can say one thing for sure, at least he was following his dream.
Ben Sanderson – Nicolas Cage
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
With the political climate finally peaking, solidarity and sound minded decision making has been forgotten. I’m sure every politician in America is tired of being on their best behavior, so why not let loose a bit. I’m sure the media wouldn’t mind a few small transgressions. Continue Reading »
