For you ladies out there that have been turned off to women’s Halloween costumes because they have been reduced to skimpy outfits with a “theme”, then this costume is NOT for you.

This costume will allow you transform yourself into the classic Bavarian beer garden girl, a character that was a childhood favorite of mine. This costume is pretty awesome on every level, and sure to be a hit at your Hollywood party destination.

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Check it out. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale know what’s up. Gwen recently dressed up like fried egg and Gavin dressed up as bacon. Awe, how romantic. I’m assuming that this is all related to Halloween, or else Stefani’s L.A.M.B. clothing line has gotten really psychedelic all of a sudden. Keep checking MutineerMagazine.com for awesome Halloween costume ideas.

I can envision the conversation had between costume company CEOs after last Halloween. “We have all of these skimpy costumes left over…what are we going to do with them?” Easy answer: Put “Vixen Vineyard’s” on the front and voila, I dub thee “Vixen Vineyard’s”. Continue Reading »

This costume is not only cool, but practical. It doesn’t come pre-filled, so I suggest filling with absinthe instead. Not only will your night get crazy, but the green absinthe will give it a Halloween touch. Continue Reading »

This costume is pretty awesome. Tequila has a reputation for making parties extremely fun, so why not capture that spirit in a Halloween costume? The guy modeling the costume here looks like he is loving it, so that is a good sign. I really can’t see how this costume can go wrong.

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If you want to spend Halloween humiliated and alone, you need this suit. Dubbed “Beer Man”, and clearly inspired by the costume work on SNL’s “Ambiguously Gay Duo”, this suit is the ultimate form of birth control. Continue Reading »

This costume is a great conversation starter, just beware of one thing: Stay away from balls. Any kind of balls. Anything even remotely resembling a sphere that can be launched will be thrown at you with a vengeance. This will be hilarious the first time, but when the first golf ball hits you in the cheekbone, you will quickly lose your sense of humor. Continue Reading »

This costume is pretty awesome. Not too many hazards associated with it, that is unless you are an over ambitious, intoxicated, pseudo-gymnast who tries to do a keg stand on your shoulders. If you can avoid this obvious design flaw, this costume should serve you well. Continue Reading »