Have you all seen these Tetra Paks? These little packaging wonders are everything I love about juice box technology, but instead of merely quenching my thirst with delicious fruit juice, the juice box-esque devices are able to transport alcoholic beverages from the alcohol factory to my belly. I showed a Tetra Pak sample to Mutineer Energyologist Jeff Dorenbush, but when I told him that the technology hadn’t been applied to energy drinks (to my knowledge), he said that wine is stupid and that the Earth is doomed. As a last ditch effort to save the planet, Jeff has adopted a “scared straight” strategy by pouring motor oil in the yards of all our neighbors to show just how dangerous pollution is. Continue Reading »
