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… INITIATE MESSAGE T00202 – Complete.

Message: T00201

Hi, I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event that the team at Mutineer Magazine was unable to supply its reader with a daily blog post.

I am here to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving in the absence of the Mutineer staff members. I hope the image I attached is appropriate. I tracked it down using my newly built IDP, Image Detection Protocol.

Enjoy your fine beverage and turkey.

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… SYSTEM SHUTDOWN – Complete.
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… SYSTEM STATUS – Confirmed.
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… INITIATE MESSAGE T00202 – Complete.

Message: T00201

Hi, I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event that the team at Mutineer Magazine was unable to supply its reader with a daily blog post.

I am here to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving in the absence of the Mutineer staff members. I hope the image I attached is appropriate. I tracked it down using my newly built IDP, Image Detection Protocol.

Enjoy your fine beverage and turkey.

… END MESSAGE.
… ABP LOGOFF – COMPLETE.
… SYSTEM SHUTDOWN – Complete.
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… SYSTEM STATUS – Confirmed.
… MESSAGE DATABASE – Loaded.
… INITIATE MESSAGE T00201 – Complete.

Message: T00201

Hi, I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event that the team at Mutineer Magazine was unable to supply its reader with a daily blog post.

All staff members are currently working on producing the greatest issue of Mutineer yet, set for release August 1st. You can expect a new blog post tomorrow, Tuesday July 14th 2009.

Thank you for your patience.

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… SYSTEM STATUS – Confirmed.
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… INITIATE MESSAGE T00200 – Complete.

Message: T00200

Hi,

I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event of a major staff shortage due to over consumption of alcohol. The last time I was called upon was New Year’s Day 2009, when a 12 hour absinthe adventure left the Mutineer staff in ruins.

Today I’m being called upon due to the Mutineer Magazine National Launch Party, which took place last night in Los Angeles at Falcon Hollywood and made a clear statement that Mutineer Magazine is the real deal in the world of event. The event was packed with thirsty Mutineers, and a star-studded line up of vendors quenched this thirst magnificently.

All Mutineer staff members are currently hung over and resting. Blog posting to resume on a normal schedule as soon as possible. Look forward to some comprehensive coverage of the launch party on the blog and in the August/September issue of Mutineer Magazine.

… END MESSAGE.
… ABP LOGOFF – COMPLETE.
… SYSTEM SHUTDOWN – Complete.
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… SYSTEM STATUS – Confirmed.
… MESSAGE DATABASE – Loaded.
… INITIATE MESSAGE T00199 – Complete.

Message: T00199

Hi, I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event of a major staff shortage due to over consumption of alcohol. This over consumption of alcohol was due to [New Years Eve].

All staff members are currently hung over and resting. Blog posting to resume on a normal schedule as soon as possible.

Thank you for your patience.

… END MESSAGE.
… ABP LOGOFF – COMPLETE.
… SYSTEM SHUTDOWN – Complete.
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