
Most people have experienced the Mentos + soda experience. If you haven’t, the premise is simple: You put a Mentos into a glass or bottle of soda, and sh*t gets crazy and explodes. Simple, right?
But what if you want to use this technique to seek vengeance on your arch-nemesis? YOU’RE COVERED, because there is an old assassin’s trick perfect for this situation. Continue Reading »

OK, so maybe this isn’t a full blown “arch-nemesis” situation ala Mutineer vs. Steve Heimoff, and the juiciest part of this story, which was posted on Coleman’s “Dr. Vino” blog, actually involves Dr. Vino (Tyler Coleman) and Parker contributor Jay Miller. Continue Reading »

In case you haven’t heard, I have an arch-nemesis, Steve Heimoff. Now, I didn’t always have Steve Heimoff as an arch-nemesis. Way back when, when I was coming up through the bush leagues, a scrappy fellow by the name of Tom Merle called me out, and thus a rivalry was born. Then, at some point, I got a girlfriend, replaced the ’73 alfa with a sparkling new Passat, grew a mustache, and felt I was ready to move on to a real arch-nemesis, the aforementioned Mr. Heimoff. Now, for some people it is difficult to move on from these types of situations, and apparently Tommy Boy thinks we are still arch-nemeses, but alas we are not. I’m a sporting fellow though, and I’ll indulge the water-balloon-esque comment bombs on the Wine Mutineer OWC Page. Continue Reading »
This Unchecked Aggression Will Not Stand
Mr. Heimoff has drawn a line in the sand by neglecting to hold himself accountable regarding the false accusations he made in reference to the integrity of Mutineer Magazine and myself.
If you aren’t aware of the situation, you can bring yourself up to speed here.
He did technically reply, but I wouldn’t call it much of a response.
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Because Mr. Heimoff has chosen to not post my comment on his blog which attacked us today, this is my response to him.
Dear Mr. Heimoff,
Today I received several e-mails about a blog you posted titled, “If you knock ratings, then don’t rate wines!”, which basically attacks the integrity of Mutineer Magazine and myself directly.
I have invested everything I have into Mutineer Magazine, and while I welcome constructive criticism, I will not stand by and have you make false accusations about me or my magazine. Continue Reading »