We’ve received a barrage of invites to the endless list of parties, gatherings, events, and other fine beverage celebrations that collectively make Tales of the Cocktail a legendary experience, but none have me as pumped at this one: Smoke & Honey. Continue Reading »
Math doesn’t lie people, and the equation on this poster says it all: time travel IS possible, you apparently just need to make a cocktail with an energy drink, Crystal Pepsi in a label-less prototype glass bottle, and squirrel juice, then drink the magical elixir in a hot tub to travel back in time to the ’80s when Parker was king and Crystal Pepsi hadn’t happened yet. Wow, think about that one for a second, Crystal Pepsi being on the horizon? It must’ve been awesome when culture still had something to look forward to.
In other news, Mutineer has made it a 2010 goal to be the #1 Google search result for “squirrel”, “squirrel juice”, or “squirrel juice cocktail sends people back to the ’80s”. Stay tuned…
Movie trailer after the jump. Continue Reading »
Brew Dog’s “Tactical Nuclear Penguin” is off-the-charts, in-your-face, ridiculously, awesomely RAD.
First off, it’s called “Tactical Nuclear Penguin”. Seriously? SOLD! I want one. RIGHT NOW! Continue Reading »
It’s no surprise that beverage culture is EXPLODING in America, I just wasn’t aware that woodland creatures had caught fine beverage fever as well.
According to an article on Fox News, Bear Makes Beer Run in Wisconsin:
Shoppers in a Wisconsin grocery store got an unexpected surprise when a 125-pound black bear wandered inside and headed straight for the beer cooler. Continue Reading »
This was like “Watchmen” meets “V for Vendetta”. While stray cats rejoiced, riot police were no match for the onslaught of fresh milk which local farmers have apparently weaponized to fulfill their political agenda.
According to the New York Times, European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices:
After months of complaints by European dairy farmers angry over low prices, protesters in Brussels on Monday poured milk onto the streets, hurled eggs and other missiles, and started fires that filled the air with black smoke. Continue Reading »
People and their dogs are crazy, an idea verified by the up coming Wine & Bitch Weekend at The Resort at Paws Up in Greenough, Montana. Events include hand-made dog treats, gourmet human treats, fashion show, and a dog parade…WTF is a dog parade? Billed as “A luxury weekend of fine wine tasting and tail chasing“, this annual event finally brings together the worlds of psychotic dog owners and rabid winos. Continue Reading »
Fantastic Mr. Fox opens some “Duc Renard Noir” for some furry guests.
Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox is looking to be one hell of a fine beverage spectacular. Two stills from the movie are chock full of fine beverage awesomeness, with some bubbles being opened in the above pic, and below, Mr. Fox has a dance party with other woodland creatures in a warehouse containing “Bean’s Alcoholic Cider”. This is gonna be great! Did you see Anderson’s other fine beverage epic, Bottle Rocket?
Bowser Beer is a beer for dogs. If I was a dog, I would be very pumped about this, until I realized that the beer is non-alcoholic and beer or chicken flavored (Bakon Vodka anyone?). Continue Reading »
