Really? REALLY? This has to be the most idiotic, moronic, ridiculously stupid website ever…not counting Zombo.com…or Heimoff’s site.

The premise is this: you “Choose Your Drink”, enter your weight, choose your gender, and find out how many Apple Tinis it would take to end your life. Yup. That’s it. Continue Reading »

The Fall Classic was decided in six games, but two debates still rage on. Should players protect their glazzies during Champagne celebrations, and what is the best Champagne to soak your teammates with?

I’ll not wade into the fan side of the goggles debate. It’s a sticky subject that has a lot to do with tradition and general manliness I guess. The medical part, however, should be considered. The AP did an interesting article that consulted an ophthalmologist about the effects of Champagne on eyeballs. Turns out a little bubbly in the eye could lead to a corneal abrasion (this stuff does shoot out of the bottle folks). Having bum specs in a game where you’ve only got a split second to make the decision to swing is tantamount to going to the plate with your eyes closed. Continue Reading »

According to the Dailymail.co.uk:

Ecstasy, LSD and cannabis are less dangerous than alcohol and cigarettes, the Government’s chief drug adviser claims today.
Professor David Nutt is calling for a new ‘index of harm’ to warn the public about the relative dangers of various substances.
He says alcohol should rank fifth, behind only cocaine, heroin, barbiturates and methadone, while tobacco should rank ninth, ahead of cannabis, LSD and Ecstasy. Continue Reading »

The fine people at ThinkGeek have done it again, this time offering lucky customers the opportunity to shoot beer out ala vintage squirt gun.

Simple to use too:
Step one: shake your unopened can of soda or beer.
Step two: slide into the reservoir holder of the Beer Blaster Liquid Shooter.
Step three: lock the reservoir holder down – a small needle will puncture your can. The carbonation will give you the pressure needed to unleash your sticky liquid all over anyone with just the pull of the trigger.

The guy in the product photo is as creepy as can be as he appears to be shooting his “Beer Blaster Liquid Shooter” at the local playground, complete with a utility belt and a look in his eye that regrets nothing.

Here’s what we know: This is arguably the most epic fine beverage failure I’ve ever seen, and it took place in Moscow. That’s about it. The epicness of this crash is overwhelming to even the most credible of news organizations, who can’t seem to get their stories right about what actually happened. Damage estimates range from approx. $98,000 to $200,000, The New York Times suggests a conspiracy theory, while the Huffington Post is convinced the forklift driver was drunk, though no other news organization seems to agree with them. Continue Reading »

I’ve found myself in many an argument over whether or not soda or water qualify as fine beverages (I say yes), but the argument is taken to a whole new level when you consider that UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Lyoto Machida slurps down for breakfast…HIS OWN URINE.

According to Machida in Brazilian fight magazine TATAME:

“My father does that for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine.”

Yes! At 15-0-0 and still UFC Light Heavyweight Champion of the world, Machida clearly knows what he is doing. As your attorney I suggest you try this at home and see what comes of it. I predict gag reflex and funky breath…though becoming one of the top fighters in the world has also been reported…

If you have been reading the Mutineer Blog for awhile, you know how much I hate drunk driving. It’s the most idiotic, selfish, dangerous, preventable thing a person can do. That said, when I saw in the news that a man had plead guilty to DWI after crashing his motorized lazy boy chair into a parked car, I had to let out a little chuckle.

According to Yahoo! News:

Prosecutors say Anderson’s blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.

Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.

A motorized lazy boy with a stereo and cup holders? It’s clear that this guy’s motivation was simply to impress the ladies. And the moral of the story is that had he just called a cab, he probably would’ve been successful.

It’s official. Australians know how to party. American spectators have been known to rush the field nude like maniacs after 3 or 4 beers, and the Australians are pounding “slabs” of beer?

According to Reuters, Racing fans ‘limited’ to 24 beers a day:

Adult fans at one of Australia’s most popular sports races, the Bathurst 1000, will be limited to one ‘slab’ of beer a day – or 24 275 ml cans – as police focus on reducing alcohol-related crime…Wine lovers must make do with no more that four liters of cask wine per day and combinations of the options would not be allowed, the police statement said.

Being that absinthe isn’t mentioned, I’m assuming there is no limit. Par-ty. I’m talking Powderfinger, Kangaroos, and bacon-wrapped Vegi-mite! HEYO