Tiger Blood Energy Potion ala Charlie Sheen! This is too good to be true, but alas it is in fact true and can be ordered from Harcos Labs.
From their website:
“It’s made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm. Tiger Blood allows you to use household items, you’re welcome to take more drugs than anyone can survive. Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you’ll realize dying’s for fools and that can’t is the cancer of happen. Period. The end.
Note: This product does not do any of the above, and we don’t know what banging 7 gram rocks means. It is, however, a delicious fruit punch flavored energy shot packing 80mg of caffeine. WINNING.
Also: Don’t do drugs. Seriously. Don’t. Do. Drugs.”
How can that NOT be awesome? If that doesn’t get you pumped up, maybe Charlie Sheen PLUS Soluble Tablets will, though these aren’t real or fine beverage related but they are still equally as awesome.
Note: If you haven’t been following the Sheen Machine as of late, most of these references will not make sense, but I assure you most all of them have been said by him in one of his many rants of an interview.