Apparently guns and Starbucks don’t mix.
According to KOMO news:
An anti-gun group is urging Starbucks to ban weapons at all of its retail locations… Earlier this month, the group’s president Paul Helmke sent a letter to Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, claiming there has been a “growing frequency” of gun owners openly carrying guns in public places, especially in California, where open carry weapons are legal as long as they are unloaded and holstered.
Personally, losing my right to roll into Starbucks with a loaded bb gun terrifies me. I’m ready for Taza Tea meets Tarantino every time I swing by the coffee shop for my bi-hourly caffeine fix, but that’s just how us Mutineers roll most of the time. Even in the office, we’re all typically armed with bb guns capable of unleashing a fury of justice on our fellow Mutineers. This is a system that has served us well and that has also made sunglasses a standard part of our company uniform, even at night. Viva the mutiny!