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“Todd” Installs a Magic Coca-Cola Machine in a School

Alan Kropf / Mon, Jan 18

This is the magical Coke machine. It brings joy to the children through free soda, balloon animals, and pizzas emerging from it’s mighty belly. Things get concerning when a phallic hoagie emerges from the mighty soda machine, but the kids are into it, so it’s all good.

The recession has clearly had an impact on America’s youth, with a “magical” Coca-Cola machine at a school bringing laughter and joy to a whole gaggle of kids. This is just the beginning though. Just wait people, after 2012 hits, kids are going to get this excited over free speech and tap water. The end is near…

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  1. Chipper Dave Butler | Tuesday, January 19, 2010

    Now if only they could come up with a magic beer machine like this. Now that would be quite the attraction.

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