Fine Beverage + Hot Tub + Squirrel = Time Travel…I Knew It Could Be Done!
Math doesn’t lie people, and the equation on this poster says it all: time travel IS possible, you apparently just need to make a cocktail with an energy drink, Crystal Pepsi in a label-less prototype glass bottle, and squirrel juice, then drink the magical elixir in a hot tub to travel back in time to the ’80s when Parker was king and Crystal Pepsi hadn’t happened yet. Wow, think about that one for a second, Crystal Pepsi being on the horizon? It must’ve been awesome when culture still had something to look forward to.
In other news, Mutineer has made it a 2010 goal to be the #1 Google search result for “squirrel”, “squirrel juice”, or “squirrel juice cocktail sends people back to the ’80s”. Stay tuned…
Movie trailer after the jump.
Visit the official Hot Time Time Machine website.
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I can’t believe someone actually made a movie about this… Looks hilarious though!
Definitely need some extra squirrel juice with this. I mean this is solid science here; and was that a bear drinking squirrel juice as well. Who knew bears love squirrel juice? Obviously you all did. Thanks for enlightening me. The revelations just keep coming. Cheers to 1986!
I heard that squirrel juice was great with a celery stick and that squirrel juice was also good for hang overs.
I heard squirrel juice had been pulled from the market. This is great news. Back to the 80’s!
LOL, that looks AWESOME. Stupid, ridiculous, juvenile and great all at the same time.