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Fine Beverage + Hot Tub + Squirrel = Time Travel…I Knew It Could Be Done!

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Hot Tub Time Machine

Hot Tub Time Machine Movie Poster Math doesn’t lie people, and the equation on this poster says it all: time travel IS possible, you apparently just need to make a cocktail with an energy drink, Crystal Pepsi in a label-less prototype glass bottle, and squirrel juice, then drink the magical elixir in a hot tub to travel back in time to the ’80s when Parker was king and Crystal Pepsi hadn’t happened yet. Wow, think about that one for a second, Crystal Pepsi being on the horizon? It must’ve been awesome when culture still had something to look forward to.

In other news, Mutineer has made it a 2010 goal to be the #1 Google search result for “squirrel”, “squirrel juice”, or “squirrel juice cocktail sends people back to the ’80s”. Stay tuned…

Movie trailer after the jump.

Hot Tub Time Machine - John Cusack

Hot Tub Time Machine - Rob Corddry

Hot Tub Time Machine - Clark Duke

Visit the official Hot Time Time Machine website.


  1. Jeff Dorenbush | Friday, January 29, 2010

    I can’t believe someone actually made a movie about this… Looks hilarious though!

  2. Christophe | Friday, January 29, 2010

    Definitely need some extra squirrel juice with this. I mean this is solid science here; and was that a bear drinking squirrel juice as well. Who knew bears love squirrel juice? Obviously you all did. Thanks for enlightening me. The revelations just keep coming. Cheers to 1986!

  3. phil | Friday, January 29, 2010

    I heard that squirrel juice was great with a celery stick and that squirrel juice was also good for hang overs.

  4. JJ Bagley | Friday, January 29, 2010

    I heard squirrel juice had been pulled from the market. This is great news. Back to the 80’s!

  5. SD Lounger | Friday, January 29, 2010

    LOL, that looks AWESOME. Stupid, ridiculous, juvenile and great all at the same time.

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