The premise is this: you “Choose Your Drink”, enter your weight, choose your gender, and find out how many Apple Tinis it would take to end your life. Yup. That’s it.
I tried the “Booze Death Calculator” out for myself, and it turns out the list of beverages to choose from is quite extensive. My drink? St. Pauli Girl N.A. (non-alcoholic). My weight? 170 lbs. How many non-alcoholic beers would it take to kill me? Apparently 23. Wait, did this website just call me a bitch? This thing must be broken…I’m going to nurse my ego over a frosty cold bottle of O’Douls, of which I can apparently have 22,734 bottles of before I die. Let’s party!
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