Dave Chappelle: Grape Juice vs. Grape Drink

“I know what you drink…grape juice!…A lot of black people don’t have the privilege of knowing about grape juice, because they have grape drink; it’s not the same formula that you get.”

And thus begins Dave Chappelle’s astute fine beverage observations on the racial traditions of juice, which are far more complex than what you’d think.

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