UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Lyoto Machida Drinks Urine For Breakfast…FINE BEVERAGE FTW!

I’ve found myself in many an argument over whether or not soda or water qualify as fine beverages (I say yes), but the argument is taken to a whole new level when you consider that UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Lyoto Machida slurps down for breakfast…HIS OWN URINE.

According to Machida in Brazilian fight magazine TATAME:

“My father does that for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine.”

Yes! At 15-0-0 and still UFC Light Heavyweight Champion of the world, Machida clearly knows what he is doing. As your attorney I suggest you try this at home and see what comes of it. I predict gag reflex and funky breath…though becoming one of the top fighters in the world has also been reported…

Related Posts

1. Fine Beverage Film: 28 Drinks Later
   Nick Swardson stars in this short post-apocalyptic film about the world descending into a drunken madness. The film was directed by Nicholaus Goossen of “Grandma’s...
2. Yankees Pop The Cork on Fine Beverage
   The Fall Classic was decided in six games, but two debates still rage on. Should players protect their glazzies during Champagne celebrations, and what is...
3. LA Lakers Roll Without Caffeinated Fine Beverage?
   While watching the LA Lakers shellack the plucky Phoenix Suns in the NBA Western Conference finals the other night, I heard an interesting tidbit escape...
4. Fine Beverage Disaster: “Oh my gosh! Look at all the beer!”
   As a follow up to yesterday’s fine beverage warehouse spectacular, I present to you some intense footage of Bud Light that has been spilled over...
5. Haiti Fine Beverage Update
   Energy drinks Brian Kropf picked up in Haiti Despite being the poorest country in the western hemisphere, Haiti still manages to get its fine beverage...