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UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Lyoto Machida Drinks Urine For Breakfast…FINE BEVERAGE FTW!

Alan Kropf / Tue, Oct 27

Lyoto Machida

I’ve found myself in many an argument over whether or not soda or water qualify as fine beverages (I say yes), but the argument is taken to a whole new level when you consider that UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Lyoto Machida slurps down for breakfast…HIS OWN URINE.

According to Machida in Brazilian fight magazine TATAME:

My father does that for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine.

Yes! At 15-0-0 and still UFC Light Heavyweight Champion of the world, Machida clearly knows what he is doing. As your attorney I suggest you try this at home and see what comes of it. I predict gag reflex and funky breath…though becoming one of the top fighters in the world has also been reported…

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  1. Chris D'Amico | Tuesday, October 27, 2009

    Wow, I can’t think of anyone else who drinks his own urine…except for the Blackadder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5sSdS_i6K8#t=04m11s

  2. JJ Bagley | Wednesday, October 28, 2009

    Hmm, I wonder if it is better cold or still warm. Maybe over ice with a squeeze of lemon and some bitters. Ha the urine cocktail, soon to become sought after at every bar. Maybe not.

  3. Julie | Saturday, October 31, 2009

    Drinking urine is SO wrong on SO many levels!

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