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UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Lyoto Machida Drinks Urine For Breakfast…FINE BEVERAGE FTW!

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Lyoto Machida

I’ve found myself in many an argument over whether or not soda or water qualify as fine beverages (I say yes), but the argument is taken to a whole new level when you consider that UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Lyoto Machida slurps down for breakfast…HIS OWN URINE.

According to Machida in Brazilian fight magazine TATAME:

My father does that for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine.

Yes! At 15-0-0 and still UFC Light Heavyweight Champion of the world, Machida clearly knows what he is doing. As your attorney I suggest you try this at home and see what comes of it. I predict gag reflex and funky breath…though becoming one of the top fighters in the world has also been reported…


  1. Chris D'Amico | Tuesday, October 27, 2009

    Wow, I can’t think of anyone else who drinks his own urine…except for the Blackadder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5sSdS_i6K8#t=04m11s

  2. JJ Bagley | Wednesday, October 28, 2009

    Hmm, I wonder if it is better cold or still warm. Maybe over ice with a squeeze of lemon and some bitters. Ha the urine cocktail, soon to become sought after at every bar. Maybe not.

  3. Julie | Saturday, October 31, 2009

    Drinking urine is SO wrong on SO many levels!

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