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I’m Drinking BLOOD This Weekend

Other Beverage
10.30.2009

Blood Energy Potion

Yup, this Halloween weekend at Mutineer HQ will be a Blood-fueled fine beverage extravaganza. The fine people that brought you Mana Energy Potions have kicked things up a notch with Blood Energy Potion.

Packaged for practicality in an IV bag containing microwave directions to warm to 98.6 *F, selling points include:

Similar nutrients to real blood, Fangtastic fruit punch flavor, up to 4 hours of pure energy, delicious for vampires or humans, succulent source of electrolytes, delectable source of iron, protein & energy, garlic free

Add a little vodka and get your vampire on! Just don’t drink and drive, or zombies will eat your brains. Seriously, they will. I promise.



Comments

  1. The Beer Wench | Friday, October 30, 2009

    I want some blood …


  2. Ricker | Saturday, October 31, 2009

    FANG BANGERS!


  3. SD Lounger | Saturday, October 31, 2009

    An IV stand, caffeinated vodka and some gauze bandages will make my Halloween complete.


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