How Not to Impress Girls: The Glass Quaffer

If you’re one of those guys that needs to slurp down some coke after doing a shot of Captain Morgan, then the Glass Quaffer is the product for you:

The Quaffer is a patented shot glass with a built-in chaser. It measures 2.25oz on the bottom and 1.25oz on top. You put any chaser in the bottom and any liquor on top. The liquids will stay separated until consumed. To drink… tilt your head back, let the liquids flow and enjoy… This shot glass chaser is guaranteed to be the best shot you’ve ever had!

Of course, there are less intense beverage options out there which you may be able to handle sans chaser, such as wine coolers, light American beer, and caffeinated soda, so be sure to consider all of your options when trying to reduce your fine beverage to tasting like fruit punch.