I had totally forgotten about this story until a labyrinth of clearly inappropriate Google searches led me back…
As reported by the Kitsap Sun, Bremerton Wine-for-Sex Arrangement Turns Sour:
“The 27-year-old Poulsbo woman told police officers she promised sexual favors to a man if he bought her alcohol early Wednesday morning. But after getting two bottles of inexpensive fortified wine, she used one to hit him in the forehead…There they found the 48-year-old Seattle man with two large gashes on his forehead from a bottle of Thunderbird wine.“
I don’t know about you, but I’d be PISSED if a prostitute cracked me in the forehead with a bottle of Thunderbird. THUNDERBIRD. Our victim made his first mistake when he entered into a business agreement with the wine bottle assailant. Prostitutes are like pikeys and modern day hippies — vicious and unpredictable creatures — and I make all attempts to steer clear of all three…
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Comments 
Alan Kropf | Tuesday, August 4, 2009
That is an outstanding point, and there is only one way to find out, I’m heading to K street, see you in a few…
Alan Kropf | Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Yes! Dale Cruse! Ur blog is in the new issue, cause that’s how we roll!
Thomas Pellechia | Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Have you considered the possibility that the prostitute was pissed off when she saw the stuff that the guy bought? She asked for alcohol, but she didn’t ask for lemon aid with alcohol… ;)
Thomas Pellechia | Tuesday, August 4, 2009
oops–lemonade. How did I do that?
Dale Cruse | Tuesday, August 4, 2009
What’s the word? Thunderbird, BITCH!
Chuck P | Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Silly girl, Thunderbird is for streetwalkers.
brian | Tuesday, August 4, 2009
hahah, wow he got owned. POW, right in the kisser.
Robert | Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Sad thing would be if he bought her some super-premium like Nouvelle Orleans or De Leon and she *still* beaned him because it was too “weird and fancy.”
Still if someone thought I was only worth T-bird, I’d have used both bottles on his sorry ass.
JN | Wednesday, August 5, 2009
What’s the word? THUNDERBIRD!
What’s the price? Fifty cents twice!
What’s the reason? Drinkin’ season!
Erin | Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Wow, people really are growing more discerning with what they eat and drink.
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Jeff | Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Don’t waste it… taste it.
Tiffany | Wednesday, August 5, 2009
What did the prostitute do with the second bottle?!
tito12 | Thursday, August 6, 2009
haha @Tiffany .. the possibilities are endless I’d assume.
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