… SYSTEM STATUS – Confirmed.
… MESSAGE DATABASE – Loaded.
… INITIATE MESSAGE T00201 – Complete.
Hi, I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event that the team at Mutineer Magazine was unable to supply its reader with a daily blog post.
All staff members are currently working on producing the greatest issue of Mutineer yet, set for release August 1st. You can expect a new blog post tomorrow, Tuesday July 14th 2009.
Thank you for your patience.
… END MESSAGE.
… ABP LOGOFF – COMPLETE.
… SYSTEM SHUTDOWN – Complete.