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What People Drink: Pro Athletes
I’m gonna assume that this is Sidney Crosby pouring Veuve Clicquot into the Stanley Cup. On a similar note, I’ve turned my college diploma in its gatefold frame into a Jagermeister booze luge for one, HIYO!
Mumm Champagne + Bud Light = How the greatest athlete of all time celebrates winning his third NBA Championship in a row.
Tiger Woods gets PAID to drink delicious fine beverages, though his choice of Gatorade is puzzling. I would’ve gone with something I can’t buy for a buck, like Crystal Pepsi.
Magic Johnson isn’t celebrating anything here, he’s just thirsty and excited. The same thing happens to us Mutineers all the time…
Okay, seriously, did your mom pack you goggles in case you won the World Series? That guy on the end gets it, and he probably carried the team to the title. I would try and find out who he is, but I just can’t get interested in a sport where guys get injured standing in the outfield.
Antonio Pierce of the New York Giants drinks Patron out of the bottle. Enough said.
The Celtics drink Moet & Chandon while they pretend to be excited about cruising to an NBA championship with three perennial all-stars on their team. I can’t tell from this far out, but I bet they half-assed it and went with Brut Imperial.
Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers drinks…like a champion…today. Considering how he swindled Super Bowl XL away from the Seahawks, I’m not surprised he has to wear a t-shirt and hang out with drunk college women to feel like a real champion.
Yup, this dude is not a true champion. Would Joe Montana, Troy Aikman, or Trent Dilfer ever find themselves in a Carson Daly/Mario Lopez sandwich? HELL NO.
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Patron out of a bottle at what looks like a Christmas party in an upscale garage. I’m into it. As for the man sandwich, I can’t tell if he is really excited and about to lick Carson’s ear or just pissed.
Man Sandwish = Manwich?
hahahahaa. who is the guy in the last picture?
I think it is another picture of Ben Roethlisberger
Yup, that’s Big Ben alright…
It’s only a matter of time till Jordan comments…
Yes, that is Sid the kid, pouring Vueve into Lord Stanleys Cup! The oldest trophy in professional sports ( 110 years). One of the unique things about the cup, is that it travels all summer long and each player on the winning team spends a day with it. I was fortunate enough to sip from the Cup, after and invite to Chris Chelio’s celebration party.
Ahhh…life is good
I love Patron but would never drink it like that. But I do know someone who has while on their way to and from a casino.
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“Swindled Super Bowl XL away from the Seahawks.”
Ha ha that’s a good one.
Only losers blame others for their own losses.