_Issue #9 Featuring Maynard James Keenan

Features

The Mutineer Interview: Maynard James Keenan

Epic Ales: A Story of a Start-up Brewery

The Pharmacie: Underground Cocktail Scene

Rebel Spirit: Craft Distilleries

Plus: Chilean Red Wines, Water Relief in Cambodia, Classic Cocktails: The Manhattan, Drip Coffee Solutions for Home, Barley Wines, Palestinian Beer, What People Drink: Charlotte Voisey, and much more

Mutineer Magazine is available at these fine stores...
Locations of Mutineer Magazine
Get Mutineer Magazine
All Year Long (6 Issues) for only $14.99 Subscribe Now

Miller Lite Semi Truck Crash

This morning a truck full of Miller Beer pulled an epic fail on the Tri-State Tollway outside of Chicago. This would be a tragedy if someone got hurt, but no one did, so it’s just plain f*cking hilarious. Not much else to say here, I assumed Shia Labeouf was driving, but he wasn’t, so we’re left with: truck full of beer is driving. Truck full of beer drives through the guardrail. Truck full of beer does barrel-rolls ala Talladega Nights and now beer is all over the place. Booya.

I must admit that I’m a little bummed out, when I caught wind of this story over the wire I thought I had my hands on some breaking news, but alas it happened early this morning. I then tried to use the time zone difference to somehow justify that the news was indeed breaking in my world, finally being able to use time travel in my reporting, but I thought better of the idea when a future version of myself came back through time at the last possible second and told me I was about to Heimoff myself in the face. It seems my last chance at some breaking news today is to fill the Mutineer Volkswagen Passat to the gills with sample bottles and roll it down a hill. I could even post the “breaking news blog” before it happens and introduce the world to time travel journalism after all…Nope, no future self has appeared, game on…

Share This Post

  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • Facebook
  • MySpace
  • Twitter

Related Posts

  1. Another Fine Beverage Disaster: Canadian Club Tanker Truck Flips
    The Mutineers try and outrun an epic fine beverage disaster in the Mutineer RV. Yup, fine beverage disaster struck again last week when a...
  2. Grolsch Beer Wreckage on Highway via TRUCKSPILL
    I present to you the “Road of Grolsch”. It serves as a reminder of what can happen when fine beverage hauling goes wrong, aka...
  3. BeerGoggins’ Beer News – SABMiller Making Moves in Africa
    SABMiller, the international beer company who owns Miller Genuine Draft, Grolsch and other beer brands, got their very own Namibian brewing license and plans...
  4. Most Epic Alcohol Warehouse Crash EVER…Nobody Quite Sure What Happened
    Here’s what we know: This is arguably the most epic fine beverage failure I’ve ever seen, and it took place in Moscow. That’s about...
  5. The Most Expensive Beer Ever (Hint: It’s Not Utopias)
    A bottle of Lowenbrau that survived the legendary Hindenburg airship crash is poised to earn the honors of the most expensive bottle of beer...

Comments

  1. Chuck P. | Tuesday, June 16, 2009

    Thank god it was only Miller. That could have been a terrible accident had it been Samuel Adams.

  2. Cruz | Tuesday, June 16, 2009

    @Chuck – Hey hey hey… nothing wrong with Miller beer. Any loss of beer is a bad thing in my mind.

  3. Alan Kropf | Tuesday, June 16, 2009

    Hey guys, I hope you know Miller is listening…They’ll probably come for you in your sleep tonight…

  4. Conspirama | Tuesday, June 16, 2009

    Almost Breaking News: Beer Truck Flips in Chicago | Mutineer Magazine…

    Mutineer Magazine is a fine beverage publication unlike any other you’ve ever read. Founded by Sommelier Alan Kropf and beer expert JJ Bagley, Mutineer Magazine covers all things fine beverage with an emphasis on wine, beer and spirits….

  5. Almost Breaking News: Beer Truck Flips in Chicago | Mutineer Magazine | Transportation Industry Info and Employment | Wednesday, June 17, 2009

    [...] stark f*cking hilarious. Not such added to feature here, … Here is the example post:  Almost Breaking News: Beer Truck Flips in metropolis | Mutineer Magazine No Comments| Posted by : admin Read [...]

  6. Jeff | Wednesday, June 17, 2009

    I heard that the Miller staff is out collecting all the broken glass bottle pieces and stuffing them under Chuck’s bed sheets tonight. Be careful.

  7. Pabst Blue Ribbon For Sale | Mutineer Magazine | Friday, November 13, 2009

    [...] with “The Who” to experience myself, which is the closest I think I’ll ever get in my quest to travel through time. What? Time travel is impossible and “The Who” without Keith Moon sucked during the [...]

  8. Fine Beverage + Hot Tub + Squirrel = Time Travel…I Knew It Could Be Done! | Mutineer Magazine | Friday, January 29, 2010

    [...] doesn’t lie people, and the equation on this poster says it all: time travel IS possible, you apparently just need to make a cocktail with an energy drink, Crystal Pepsi in a label-less [...]

Leave a Comment

(hidden)

Request for photo removal.
Mutineer Magazine Issue 9

Stay Connected with Mutineer

Mutineer News

January 12, 2010
Share on Facebook Share on Digg
Mutineer Magazine featured in Courtney Cochran's "New Year In Wine: 10 Predictions for 2010" article on WineCountry.com.
January 1, 2010
Share on Facebook Share on Digg
Interview with Mutineer Editor/Publisher Alan Kropf on KOMO News Radio's Side Dish.
December 16, 2009
Share on Facebook Share on Digg
Mutineer Beer Editor Brian Kropf featured in the Beer Blogger Interview Series on DrinkWithTheWench.com
November 9, 2009
Share on Facebook Share on Digg
Mutineer Magazine is proud to be sponsoring Wine 2.0 Expo New York for the second year in a row. The event will take place at Webster Hall in New York on November 18th. Tickets available here with the discount code "mutineer" getting you 10% off your ticket!
November 5, 2009
Share on Facebook Share on Digg
Check out Mutineer Editor Alan Kropf's interview with Carly Milne on Digital City as he dishes on a subject he rarely touches: The best wineries in America. Beware, may include such descriptors as "scary good", "soul rattling" and "phenomenal".
Copyright Wine Mutineer, LLC © 2010 // Mutineer Magazine is a division of Wine Mutineer, LLC.