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Almost Breaking News: Beer Truck Flips in Chicago


Miller Lite Semi Truck Crash

This morning a truck full of Miller Beer pulled an epic fail on the Tri-State Tollway outside of Chicago. This would be a tragedy if someone got hurt, but no one did, so it’s just plain f*cking hilarious. Not much else to say here, I assumed Shia Labeouf was driving, but he wasn’t, so we’re left with: truck full of beer is driving. Truck full of beer drives through the guardrail. Truck full of beer does barrel-rolls ala Talladega Nights and now beer is all over the place. Booya.

I must admit that I’m a little bummed out, when I caught wind of this story over the wire I thought I had my hands on some breaking news, but alas it happened early this morning. I then tried to use the time zone difference to somehow justify that the news was indeed breaking in my world, finally being able to use time travel in my reporting, but I thought better of the idea when a future version of myself came back through time at the last possible second and told me I was about to Heimoff myself in the face. It seems my last chance at some breaking news today is to fill the Mutineer Volkswagen Passat to the gills with sample bottles and roll it down a hill. I could even post the “breaking news blog” before it happens and introduce the world to time travel journalism after all…Nope, no future self has appeared, game on…


  1. Chuck P. | Tuesday, June 16, 2009

    Thank god it was only Miller. That could have been a terrible accident had it been Samuel Adams.

  2. Cruz | Tuesday, June 16, 2009

    @Chuck – Hey hey hey… nothing wrong with Miller beer. Any loss of beer is a bad thing in my mind.

  3. Alan Kropf | Tuesday, June 16, 2009

    Hey guys, I hope you know Miller is listening…They’ll probably come for you in your sleep tonight…

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  6. Jeff | Wednesday, June 17, 2009

    I heard that the Miller staff is out collecting all the broken glass bottle pieces and stuffing them under Chuck’s bed sheets tonight. Be careful.

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