… SYSTEM STATUS – Confirmed.
… MESSAGE DATABASE – Loaded.
… INITIATE MESSAGE T00200 – Complete.
I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event of a major staff shortage due to over consumption of alcohol. The last time I was called upon was New Year’s Day 2009, when a 12 hour absinthe adventure left the Mutineer staff in ruins.
Today I’m being called upon due to the Mutineer Magazine National Launch Party, which took place last night in Los Angeles at Falcon Hollywood and made a clear statement that Mutineer Magazine is the real deal in the world of event. The event was packed with thirsty Mutineers, and a star-studded line up of vendors quenched this thirst magnificently.
All Mutineer staff members are currently hung over and resting. Blog posting to resume on a normal schedule as soon as possible. Look forward to some comprehensive coverage of the launch party on the blog and in the August/September issue of Mutineer Magazine.
… END MESSAGE.
… ABP LOGOFF – COMPLETE.
… SYSTEM SHUTDOWN – Complete.