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Message T00200

Beverage News

05.19.2009

INITIATING > Mutineer Magazine Auto Blog Poster

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Message: T00200

Hi,

I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event of a major staff shortage due to over consumption of alcohol. The last time I was called upon was New Year’s Day 2009, when a 12 hour absinthe adventure left the Mutineer staff in ruins.

Today I’m being called upon due to the Mutineer Magazine National Launch Party, which took place last night in Los Angeles at Falcon Hollywood and made a clear statement that Mutineer Magazine is the real deal in the world of event. The event was packed with thirsty Mutineers, and a star-studded line up of vendors quenched this thirst magnificently.

All Mutineer staff members are currently hung over and resting. Blog posting to resume on a normal schedule as soon as possible. Look forward to some comprehensive coverage of the launch party on the blog and in the August/September issue of Mutineer Magazine.

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Comments

  1. beerme | Tuesday, May 19, 2009

    The launch party was A M A Z I N G. Yes.


  2. Blue pants | Wednesday, May 20, 2009

    I haven’t drank that much since New Years as well. Woke up in my car at 8:30am with my door wide open.


  3. anthony | Thursday, May 21, 2009

    Were you the guy wearing the blue pants by chance? that rhymed.


  4. Julie | Saturday, May 23, 2009

    The party was GREAT!! The Makers Mark and Caffine infused Vodka really rang my bell!


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