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Message T00199

Beverage News
01.01.2009

INITIATING > Mutineer Magazine Auto Blog Poster

… SYSTEM STATUS – Confirmed.
… MESSAGE DATABASE – Loaded.
… INITIATE MESSAGE T00199 – Complete.

Message: T00199

Hi, I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event of a major staff shortage due to over consumption of alcohol. This over consumption of alcohol was due to [New Years Eve].

All staff members are currently hung over and resting. Blog posting to resume on a normal schedule as soon as possible.

Thank you for your patience.

… END MESSAGE.
… ABP LOGOFF – COMPLETE.
… SYSTEM SHUTDOWN – Complete.
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Comments

  1. Brian | Thursday, January 1, 2009

    LOL .. YES!!!


  2. Alan Kropf | Thursday, January 1, 2009

    …END OF LINE


  3. Alan Kropf | Thursday, January 1, 2009

    I have a fear that the ABP will evolve into the MCP ala Tron and try and take over our incubating publication…

    For those of you unfamiliar with the MCP, check this out:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JK33kNOVtg


  4. Chuck P. | Friday, January 2, 2009

    How about a malevolent MCP? Is there such a thing?


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