… SYSTEM STATUS – Confirmed.
… MESSAGE DATABASE – Loaded.
… INITIATE MESSAGE T00199 – Complete.
Hi, I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event of a major staff shortage due to over consumption of alcohol. This over consumption of alcohol was due to [New Years Eve].
All staff members are currently hung over and resting. Blog posting to resume on a normal schedule as soon as possible.
Thank you for your patience.
… END MESSAGE.
… ABP LOGOFF – COMPLETE.
… SYSTEM SHUTDOWN – Complete.