INITIATING > Mutineer Magazine Auto Blog Poster
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Message: T00199
Hi, I am Mutineer Magazine’s Auto Blog Poster, also known as ABP. I was created in the event of a major staff shortage due to over consumption of alcohol. This over consumption of alcohol was due to [New Years Eve].
All staff members are currently hung over and resting. Blog posting to resume on a normal schedule as soon as possible.
Thank you for your patience.
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Comments 
Brian | Thursday, January 1, 2009
LOL .. YES!!!
Alan Kropf | Thursday, January 1, 2009
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Alan Kropf | Thursday, January 1, 2009
I have a fear that the ABP will evolve into the MCP ala Tron and try and take over our incubating publication…
For those of you unfamiliar with the MCP, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JK33kNOVtg
Chuck P. | Friday, January 2, 2009
How about a malevolent MCP? Is there such a thing?