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Scorpion Vodka


Scorpion Vodka

Following up on our Cobra Whiskey blog here is a new iteration of arachnid liquor, Scorpion Vodka. This may be the coolest beverage ever to be created by man. I don’t know whether it’s the scorpion in the bottle or the fact that it looks like a medical container, but nurse I need an IV. Not only is this detoxified bugger said to be totally safe to eat, after three months of infusion the scorpion actually adds a nutty quality to the vodka. I suggest six friends and six bottles of Scorpion Vodka on the rocks with a splash of spicy Bloody Mary mix and a squeeze of lime. Next it’s Balut and Beer…


  1. Ron Washam, HMW | Monday, December 1, 2008

    Probably makes a helluva Stinger.

  2. TJ McNastry | Monday, December 1, 2008

    I’ve has scorpion tequila once before… What a trip. I can’t wait to try this one.
    Scorpion + Alcohol = Blackout

  3. Katie | Tuesday, December 2, 2008

    Bleck! I don’t get vodka to begin with….it’s odorless and flavorless by law–why the hell put it in your cocktail?! And as a graphic artist I can safely say that that’s a TERRIBLE photoshop job of putting that scorpion “into” the bottle :)

  4. Eric | Monday, December 15, 2008

    Not the greatest quality vodka I’ve ever tried, but its still good nonetheless. Was too much of a pansy to eat the scorpion…so I have it sitting in my office refilled with rubbing alcohol to prevent rotting or something like that.

  5. Spiritman | Monday, October 26, 2009

    Its a good Vodka!

  6. lindsay | Sunday, December 5, 2010

    where can i get this scorpion vodka??
    its either sold out. or not being shipped to the states.
    i am in desperate need.

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