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Jägermeister: The dark knight of booze
I would like to set the record straight once and for all; Jäger kicks ass.
There are two kinds of Jäger haters on earth:
1) The ones who can’t handle the licorice-meets-Robitussin taste.
2) The ones who say it’s a waste of money because it’s 5% less alcohol than most whiskey, vodka or rum. These people usually are closet profile #1 people.
When properly chilled (a degree from frozen) Jäger goes down so smooth you can barely taste it. By the time you realize it resembles something medicinal, you’re on your way to the pink elephant show.
If nothing else, respect it for these reasons:
1) I don’t think it’s a liqueur… You can’t see through it…What the hell is it?
2) The bottle has a deer head with lightning striking it.
3) Liquors mixed with soft drinks have outdated names like Sex On The Beach or Screwdriver. When mixed with Red Bull, Jäger becomes a Jäger-Bomb!
So you owe it to yourself next time you’re at the bar. Before you spend the rest of the night nursing your beer, wine or whiskey, ask your barkeep for a shot of Jäger – cold! Gaze at it like your challenging a beast and kick it back before it has a chance to bite!
Disregard all of this if you drove yourself to the bar.
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Alan Kropf | Monday, November 17, 2008
Wow, you really need to contact the Jagermeister people about coming a sales rep…I’ve never considered myself much of a jager guy, but you sold me!
Brian | Monday, November 17, 2008
I love it as a Jager-bomb, but I don’t like it straight. At the same time, most bars don’t serve it chilled, so I can’t comment on a properly served shot of Jager. Also most bars don’t do Jager-bombs anymore how they’ve been traditionally done. Now they take a small dixie cup and poor in a shot of warm Jager and a little bit of energy drink of choice, rather than actually dropping the shot of Jager into 6 or however many ounces of energy drink of choice.
Noe S | Monday, November 17, 2008
I put jager over my breakfast cereal!!! LOVE THAT F***IN’ SH*T:)
LADYBUGPAM | Monday, November 17, 2008
just started drinkin’ jager…gotta say it got me pretty buzzed, pretty QUICK!:D:D
Voltron | Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Speaking of Bombs… Any body every try a NInja-Bomb??
One Shot of chilled Sake
Drop that into a 8oz of your Enemy’s Blood…
Bomb It or Vomit
DustinTheWind | Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Quick Correction, It’s not a deer head being stuck by lightning. It’s a Stag head, those are the antlers. Jaeger was my first drink, and is still a favorite. I always have a bottle in the freezer.
Jack Storms | Thursday, May 21, 2009
Gingerbread Man-
If you are with a girl who refuses to do shots and she makes that “eeeewwww” face at the site of Jager, convince her to try this:
Gingerbread Man
One shot of the Jage
One half can of root beer (leaving her the other half can of root beer for the next shot of Jager….)
It works, it’s great and it turns them into Jager fiends.
Next Problem-take her car keys and find someone sober
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