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Zima Discontinued: “We Must Unite”

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In case you didn’t hear, MillerCoors decided to discontinue Zima, a malternative alcapop beverage popular amongst vagrants and minors. If you’re a Zimaniac, you’re going to want to stock up, because supplies are expected to run out in December.

Madeline Zima

You probably haven’t heard of SaveZima.com, but through this site you can contact Zima if you wish to convey your outrage. And then, as the website proclaims, you must “unite”, though I’m not quite sure what that means. Of the 385 people that have actually visited this site, I’m guessing that 370 showed up by accident thinking the site was referencing the beautiful “Californication” actress Madeline Zima and 10 are obligatory visitors doing research such as myself, leaving five stalwarts with Zima flowing through their veins to “unite” and do something about this. The nice things about trying to unite five people is that you typically don’t even need a reservation in a restaurant, so while effectiveness will be low, logistics should be a breeze. Godspeed Zimaniacs, Godspeed.

Zima on The Simpsons
Zima appearing on The Simpsons


  1. Lam | Tuesday, October 28, 2008

    Finally, the madness ends!

  2. Alan Kropf | Tuesday, October 28, 2008

    Or maybe it is just beginning…

  3. JJ Bagley | Thursday, October 30, 2008

    Ahh, the good old days of college when Mickey’s Big Mouth and Zima ruled the world.

  4. Laurie | Friday, January 16, 2009

    all i can say is i am horribly depressed. i loved my zima’s!! i’ve been beside myself trying to find them in every freaking store & finally got online today to find this out. oh this sucks!

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