In case you didn’t hear, MillerCoors decided to discontinue Zima, a malternative alcapop beverage popular amongst vagrants and minors. If you’re a Zimaniac, you’re going to want to stock up, because supplies are expected to run out in December.
You probably haven’t heard of SaveZima.com, but through this site you can contact Zima if you wish to convey your outrage. And then, as the website proclaims, you must “unite”, though I’m not quite sure what that means. Of the 385 people that have actually visited this site, I’m guessing that 370 showed up by accident thinking the site was referencing the beautiful “Californication” actress Madeline Zima and 10 are obligatory visitors doing research such as myself, leaving five stalwarts with Zima flowing through their veins to “unite” and do something about this. The nice things about trying to unite five people is that you typically don’t even need a reservation in a restaurant, so while effectiveness will be low, logistics should be a breeze. Godspeed Zimaniacs, Godspeed.
Zima appearing on The Simpsons