Google has this new program “Mail Goggles” created to protect the inebriated from sending reckless e-mails.
Here is how it works: Mail Goggles asks you five math problems and gives you 60 seconds to solve them. Succeed, and your mail will be delivered as intended. Fail, and you will be sent to bed. Simple as that.
Granted, some people can’t answer questions like these when they are sober, but that is another situation. Mail Goggles is your friend, and your last line of defense against contacting that ex- in a drunken state of mind.