Beverage Halloween Costumes: Beer Man

If you want to spend Halloween humiliated and alone, you need this suit. Dubbed “Beer Man”, and clearly inspired by the costume work on SNL’s “Ambiguously Gay Duo”, this suit is the ultimate form of birth control.

While you would be better off socially wearing a tube sock and war paint, the “beer man” costume does feature some integrated functionality, namely utility belt that can hold up to 6 cans of generic, label-less beer. Beer #6 should be sufficiently warm and shaken up by the time you get around to drinking it…FAIL. Want to buy it? - This is not Mutineer approved. Wear it at your own risk.

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