Beverage Halloween Costumes: Beer Keg
Alan Kropf / Friday, October 24, 2008
This costume is pretty awesome. Not too many hazards associated with it, that is unless you are an over ambitious, intoxicated, pseudo-gymnast who tries to do a keg stand on your shoulders. If you can avoid this obvious design flaw, this costume should serve you well.
There is even a container on your head that stores liquid to be enjoyed as you mingle at your Halloween festivities. I think the intention of the creator is to fill this with beer, but I say fill it with Absinthe. Yes, Absinthe seems appropriate, and you’ll officially have a safety net if your Halloween function is a bust. You can sit in the corner and sip absinthe out of your hat…SUCCESS.
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