• Slide 2
  • Slide 4

Cap’n Crunch + Milk Shake = Delicious Diabetes

Other Beverage

Cap'n Crunch Shake

At Mutineer Magazine, we’re all about the ridiculous pairings (unless it’s effing Clamato).  Let’s quickly review before we dive into today’s subject.  Some of the best awful pairings of all time include, but are not limited to, the following.

Bacon and Duct Tape
Woody Allen and Women
Techno and Music
Shaquille O’Neal and Kung Fu
Mel Gibson Films and Historical Accuracy

With the exception of Shaq Fu, these pairs make up an ensemble of enjoyables that make everyday mutiny-ing the fun-filled career that it is.  This is my universe.  Prepare to have it flipped upside down.

I was waiting for my Carl’s Jr. Prime Rib Burger when our business manager, Jeff, noticed something amazing; “They definitely have a milkshake with Cap’n Crunch cereal in it.”

“OmFg! What?” I questioned.  Well, exclaimed and then questioned.  He was right.  Flash forward to three minutes later when we were spooning mouthfuls of frothy whipped cream, yummy vanilla ice cream, and flippin’ sweet cereal bits into our faces.

They were gone before we got out of the parking lot.  We very seriously entertained the notion of running laps through the drive-through lane perhaps fourteen or fifteen more times until we either ran out of gasoline or fell into diabetic comas, whichever came first.  The fact is, we didn’t care.

Photograph by Rosheila Robles


Comments are closed at this time.

Copyright Wine Mutineer, LLC © 2020